Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Orange Pine Apple Juice

I like Orange Pineapple juice better than Orange and Pineapple juice combined.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Monday, March 13, 2017

Sunday, March 5, 2017

obese unicorns

Rhinos are obese unicorns.

Bonus content, a little jingle:
The rhino and monkey are hanging at the zoo
The rhino and monkey are doing what they do
The rhino and monkey are eating all their food
The rhino and monkey use lots of hair shampoo

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Skiing vs Snowboarding

There are skiers and snowboarders. I'm probably the guy going down the mountain on a unicycle.

Thursday, July 7, 2016


I have a great memory, it's just that sometimes I don't use it.

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Smarter Subconscious

My subconscious is smarter than me.


Help! My subconscious is smarter than me!

Wednesday, May 25, 2016