Monday, March 13, 2017

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A burmese python hands you 12 eggs. What do you do?

Sunday, March 5, 2017

obese unicorns

Rhinos are obese unicorns.

Bonus content, a little jingle:
The rhino and monkey are hanging at the zoo
The rhino and monkey are doing what they do
The rhino and monkey are eating all their food
The rhino and monkey use lots of hair shampoo

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Skiing vs Snowboarding

There are skiers and snowboarders. I'm probably the guy going down the mountain on a unicycle.